NAPSTER
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC
Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely “I Build Macs”)
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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